yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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