What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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