Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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