you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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