we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I AM VODKA MAN
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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