wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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