Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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