spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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