I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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