I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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