Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
as a side note pls kill me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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