i permit you to call me
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
just found out that she named her cat after me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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