If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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