Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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