he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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