But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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