Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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