: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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