"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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