i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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