just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
