sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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