you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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