just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
