I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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