Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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