Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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