google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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