Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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