So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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