is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
