I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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