How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
