How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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