You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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