we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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