i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
