I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Kiss
Puke
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
