My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The air was thick with penises
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
