he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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