PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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