Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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