hell yes lets make some ravioli
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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