I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You took a bar mat shot.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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