he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
should my penis look like a turkey
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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