I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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