Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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