all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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