turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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