marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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