No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
